Why did I eat you?
And why did Timmy ever thing cheap meat could ever be a good idea?
You know I love steaks, you know I do. But you, Questionable Beef, were just too much.
And now I am sick, granted less sick than yesterday - which was not pretty - but sick all the same. I didn't eat that much of you, you were really gristly and chewy and blah, but still I am stricken!?! Timmy ate you and is fine - what is up with that?!?
I know Timmy put your twin in the freezer - it was just that good of a deal! - but I will have nothing of it!
Way to make my bland diet even blander.