W is for me

I have always felt pretty special having a name that starts with W. I mean W! That is twice as good as a regular U! 

Sure there are WIlliams and Wilmas and Walters and Wendys. But it is no J name; Jons and Jennifers and Jessicas and Jeremys and Josephs and Jingers (one of the Duggar children is a Jinger, poor girl. Obviously she is the harlot of the clan). There were always at least three Jennifers in my classes growing up, but I was always the lone and proud Whitney.

I will even take the endless "Hey, like Whitney Houston!" (Deadpan: Yes, I am just like Whitney Houston in so many countless ways, so clever of you to make that connection), my love of W is so strong. W is my spirit letter - like a spirit animal, but with no spirit litter box to clean.

In my full maiden name I have three W's. Three! Clearly W and I were meant to be together!