This here is a special audio edition of the ol' blog.
Just a couple notes before you listen: First off, this unedited audio from my phone in my car. My car is loud, the audio is loud. I am loud, turn down your volume, friends! Second, I had a childhood speech impediment - okay, lisp - that I had therapy for, but still comes out sometimes when I am really tired (or drunk). I am really, really tired in this (but not drunk). And I am really, really lispy in this. I only am willing to share this with you because I love you all. I love you all because I am really, really tired. I am hateful and bitter when well-rested.
Enjoy, in all its lispy glory!